Stupid Myths about Flying or Aerodynamics that Pilots Perpetuate!

We've all heard them while listening to our fellow airport bums - those completely false statements about flying or aerodynamics that make you cringe!  What are your favorites?!  Here are two of mine:

1.  So long as you've got the nose angled down, you'll never stall your airplane!

2.  Lift is created when the low pressure above the wing SUCKS it into the air!